Hangovers Suck
This is what happens when you don't get all your partying out of the way when you're young and able to handle it. You wake up feeling wretched and thirsty. You need to sleep more, but your body won't let you go back to sleep. You have to go to the bathroom four times in two hours. Those muscle aches you had from working out feel ten times worse. You curse the day you told your cousin you'd go shopping at noon. The dog doesn't even like your breath. Your husband laughs at you. You try to drink some water to quench the baking desert that is your mouth, but it makes you want to puke. You realize you never took off your clothes when you got in bed. Just thank God you were smart enough to drink the light beer special that doesn't give you a headache, or you'd have one of those too.
All that non-drinking I was doing? I made up for it. Leave it to this bar to have Coors Lite for a buck a bottle. I was out-drinking the guys. What a dumbass.
Guess who has to go mountain biking today for an hour and ten minutes? Yep. Hungover Cindy. That should be amusing. Maybe I'll impale myself on a tree branch and put myself out of my misery.
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