When You Have Insomnia...
20 August, 2002 - 8:08 a.m.
When You Have Insomnia...
- Your bed will feel like the very face or our sun, or...
- You will question if "Arctic Tundra" is a setting on the thermostat.
- Your sleep apnea plagued spouse will snore/breath loudly/stop breathing when you are on the very verge of dreamland.
- Your dog will dream run and woob (that close-mouthed sleep woof dogs do), causing a horrible racket.
- You will think of every last task you need to do that cannot be done in the middle of the night only to forget the next day because you're tired.
- Your sense of smell is amplified exponentially, and that unscented lotion sure stinks.
- Showers at night will freshen and energize you while...
- Showers in the morning relax and soothe you to sleep when you need to be awake.
- You realize you can fall asleep while sitting.
- Dreams you do manage to have are so freaky and/or horrorific, you're too nervous to sleep anymore.
- The cats will exhibit theyir best stampeding moose impersonations.
- Everyone calls at 9 AM.
- People around you part like the Red Seas for Moses because your reputation for crabby is getting around.
- Chocolate is your best friend and worst enemy.
- You regret going off caffeine.
- You burn through two Mighty Bright Book Light bulbs in two weeks.
- The kids will feel the need to ask permission for every damn thing they do. (Hey Mom... can I breathe?)
- Everyone will need to repeat everything they say a minimum of three times before you can fully comprehend what they are saying.
- You regret not saving those cat tranquilizers.
- Comas sound inviting.
One year ago
And then she got roses... - "I swear the man has telepathy sometimes. Unfortunately, he doesn't always use it."
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