Greatest Hits
Greatest Hits -
What do you get when you use Google? A whole lot of web pages you don't care about. See what disappointments I provide the masses.
10 January, 2001 - Haven�t You Learned?
Have fun with: become a redhead, cut my hair too short, and more!
3 December, 2000 - Discarding the Past
Yes, you will find pictures in the ninth month of pregnancy but only in word, not in image. Those pictures are only for those with the strongest of wills and ironclad stomachs. I cannot risk the lawsuits.
1 December, 2000 - A million projects (or is that paint flecks?) dangling
Contains the biggest hits of all: ceiling paint peeling, mold on ceiling, black spots on ceiling, black mold insomnia, and bathroom paint peeling. Also links to information about the killer black mold that will make you want to don the HAZMAT gear.
21 November, 2000 - It�s a ringer!
Another disappointing find for those looking for information on tongue piercing, because I just talk about getting it done, along with nipple piercing. Um. Ow.
17 November, 2000 - Milk Warning Labels
You� the one who�s looking for drinking spoiled milk? Don�t, ok?
16 November, 2000 - The trouble with blue hair
Sorry, no instructions on how to dye your hair blue hair, because I�m a big ol� weenie. But you will find the hits: blue hair, dye hair blue (or red, or brown, or blonde), and blue wig.
30 October, 2000 - One, Two, Three�
The beginning of a series, talking about all my threesomes, but it�s not what you think, and it�s certainly not what the people searching for Nebraska threesome, Diaryland threesome and other threesomes are looking to find. I�m talking about friendships, so no sex here.
25 October, 2000 - Happy Birthday, Dad!
The name says it all.
18 October, 2000 - Ovarian Complaints
Check out: oversized ovary and bigger than normal ovary. It�s not just any ovary!
Includes: Whoop Ass energy drink, Jones Soda Company, B6 overdose, royal jelly, restore faith in mankind, and others.
14 October, 2000 - An unwanted visit from the past
No joking allowed on this one. Two boys lost their lives because of this brutal killer.
9 October, 2000 - Grab some popcorn and a drink, because I'm talking shoes!
With such hits as: keds fetish, timberland clogs and boots, canvas shoe fetish, freakish pinky toes, and more!
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